I am neither fussy nor petty, nor do I expect any luxury at a 3-star hotel, but here it comes: 1. The bathroom with toilet is only one meter wide. People over 180 cm tall hit their knees when they have to sit on the toilet. 2. The bedrooms are so sound-permeable that you wake up several times during the night. The guest next door was snoring - sleeping was impossible, and we also heard the elevator. 3. The breakfast buffet is geared toward English preferences - there is little for Central Europeans. 4. At breakfast, the service staff immediately takes away everything on the table that looks used. Watch out that your coffee cup isn't taken away while you are drinking. 5. I wanted to print my flight tickets from a USB drive and politely asked at the front desk if they could do that for me. An older staff member refused. So the hotel has neither a PC nor a printer, or what? 6. This hotel will certainly never see me again.

I have juat returned from a 5 day golfing trip with 7 others. I was concerned due to many of the reviews, but I was pleasantly surprised. As we were out golfing every day, we did not use the pool, but we did visit for a drink at the bar at around 5pm, there were beds available. Breakfast was plenty and a fairly decent standard. The rooms were a little small, but we had a balcony and could see the sea. It was a twin room and yes, the bathroom is a little "open plan" with a half frosted glass door separating the toilet from the rest of the room, so make sure you know your sleeping partner well!

Hoo boy, where to start with this. So yes, the hotel itself is crumbling but we are getting towards the end of season so maybe it will get fixed during the winter time. On a positive note, the rooms are generally clean and comfortable. The only issue at the moment is our shower doesn't have a drain cover and it is liable to flood if you're in there too long. Again, that could just be an issue of the specific room we're in. The circular layout of the building is a cool feature but does mean sound carries alot so you can hear a door on the 6th floor closing if you're on the 2nd floor for example. Time to get into the main meat (excuse of the pun) of the issue: the food. AVOID THIS FOOD AT ALL COSTS! We have been ill twice in five days. I'm Lactose intolerant and due to an allergy, struggle to have certain types of fish. Everything here is made with cream or is not properly allergin sign posted so most nights I have been stuck with chips or rice. Maybe a pot of Jelly for a sweet if they're feeling generous. It is hands down the WORST hotel food I have ever had the misfortune of eating. By day five, we gave up and started eating out, not daring risk another bout of holiday sickness from this bland luke-warm disaster. The staff also upcharge the drinks to include their own tip (watch out for the middle aged lady with brown hair and large glasses as she is the most prolific) so you get charged 9-10€ for a couple of sodas only to realise the recipt says 7€. Interesting. Two stars because the hotel itself is clean and comfortable, even if it is starting to show its age. Just watch out for the horrific food. The price point of 17€ is pretty steep as well considering you can get a much more satisfying meal directly behind the hotel in fish alley for the same price if not cheaper.